what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
Photographer. Student. Apple Enthusiast. Programmer. Geek. Audiophile. Bilingual.
All these things matter.
I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.
— (via hefuckin)
When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock
Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Me: I also think I got hotter.
HIGH SCHOOL This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
— HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)
The fluidity of sexuality is a common talking point when discussing the legitimacy of bisexuality. As a gay guy I’ve experienced the faintest of sexual attraction to women on a handful of occasions. It’s sort of like a bit of outdated source code in my sexual OS trying to execute a command that my hardware simply won’t support. I don’t think about it too much because the whole man-attraction thing is using up well over 99% of my processing power, but you get the idea. The more important point: Even though I acknowledge past physical attraction to women, I’ve never felt like I had the capacity to be romantically interested in one. Not once.
— this is how gay i am (via mitchdoeslife)
Aries: rather masculine, nice arched eyebrows, strong jaw structure
Taurus: doe eyes, tan easily, womanly bodies, thick hair
Gemini: petite, youthful looks, long limbs, crooked smiles
Cancer: baby faces, fragile bodies, round faces and watery eyes
Leo: awesome strong hair, friendly features, one million dollar smiles
Virgo: prominent noses, sad puppy eyes, healthy body weight
Libra: feminine symmetrical faces, no prominent features, very balanced
Scorpio: reptilian eyes, nice skin, memorable / outstanding features
Sagittarius: friendly, ageless faces, strong legs
Capricorn: mature faces, nice cheekbones, compact bodies
Aquarius: long limbs, sleepy eyes, big smiles
Pisces: small eyes.. ?? anything is possible with pisces
I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago.
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours.
I wish my wallet was as fat as I am