1. spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

    spookyxleijon:

    kevinkinky-:

    unclefather:

    what does this mean

    green eggs and ram

    i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

    (Source: krishnaa)

  2. (Source: showstudio)

  3. thaibrator:

when he buys you the coat u wanted

    thaibrator:

    when he buys you the coat u wanted

    (Source: gayhotgifs)

  4. I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.

    — (via hefuckin)

    (Source: jessielou24)

  5. harrystylesdildo:

    When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

    image

  6. (Source: walkergirl95)

  7. Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
    Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
    Friend: ...
    Me: I also think I got hotter.

  8. HIGH SCHOOL



    This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
    down the black boxes on your scantron
    so the grading machine skips the wrong
    answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
    this is how to National Honor Society.
    This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
    for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
    Least” for senior superlatives. This is
    stepping around the kids having panic
    attacks in the hallway. This is being the
    kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
    This is making the A with purple moons
    stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
    This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
    ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
    high school student has the same anxiety
    levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
    patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
    by heart, but short-circuit when asked
    “How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
    know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
    We usually know the answer, but rarely
    know ourselves.

    — HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

  9. The fluidity of sexuality is a common talking point when discussing the legitimacy of bisexuality. As a gay guy I’ve experienced the faintest of sexual attraction to women on a handful of occasions. It’s sort of like a bit of outdated source code in my sexual OS trying to execute a command that my hardware simply won’t support. I don’t think about it too much because the whole man-attraction thing is using up well over 99% of my processing power, but you get the idea. The more important point: Even though I acknowledge past physical attraction to women, I’ve never felt like I had the capacity to be romantically interested in one. Not once.

    — this is how gay i am (via mitchdoeslife)

  10. Ascendent & Physical Appearance (from my personal experience)

    Aries: rather masculine, nice arched eyebrows, strong jaw structure
    Taurus: doe eyes, tan easily, womanly bodies, thick hair
    Gemini: petite, youthful looks, long limbs, crooked smiles
    Cancer: baby faces, fragile bodies, round faces and watery eyes
    Leo: awesome strong hair, friendly features, one million dollar smiles
    Virgo: prominent noses, sad puppy eyes, healthy body weight
    Libra: feminine symmetrical faces, no prominent features, very balanced
    Scorpio: reptilian eyes, nice skin, memorable / outstanding features
    Sagittarius: friendly, ageless faces, strong legs
    Capricorn: mature faces, nice cheekbones, compact bodies
    Aquarius: long limbs, sleepy eyes, big smiles
    Pisces: small eyes.. ?? anything is possible with pisces

  11. rodneykong:

    shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

    (Source: bobbyhoying)

  12. alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
—
Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours. 

    alliartist:

    I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

    Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

    Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

    Took so many hours. 

  13. (Source: dissap0inted)

  14. (Source: pop-royalty)

  15. hi:

    I wish my wallet was as fat as I am