1. simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

    simsgonewrong:

    Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

  2. yeatru:

    if I keep my music loud enough I can’t hear my own problems

  3. rainbowsparklekittens:

    REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

    image

    (Source: rainbowsnowflakekittens)

  4. bumazing:

hypnotic

Nicki Minaj’s booty

    bumazing:

    hypnotic

    Nicki Minaj’s booty

  5. gracefullikeagazelle:

    knives-and-pipes:

    upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    image there’s a tool for that

    I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

    Actually I think it scales to “this is all going to your ass”

  6. (Source: coolestroseever)

  7. surprisebitch:

    when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

    image

    (Source: surprisebitch)

  8. (Source: fcukk)

  9. human:

my reaction to everything

    human:

    my reaction to everything

    (Source: fiercegifs)

  10. (Source: lacrimosaaaa)

  11. sorryexcuseforsorry:

"I PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH YOUR DOOR BECAUSE I’M AN ARTIST" (2014)

    sorryexcuseforsorry:

    "I PUNCHED A HOLE THROUGH YOUR DOOR BECAUSE I’M AN ARTIST" (2014)

  12. prevalere:

    influenzare:

    image

    image

  13. (Source: faithhasvision)

  14. cockfabric:

    when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick image

  15. nadeki:

    noobling:

    person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

    me: 

    me: 

    me: image

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME